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Ten Things We Learned in 2007:

#10. Life is sexually transmitted.

#9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

#8. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6. Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

#4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

#3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars,
And a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

#2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the UK , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.